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Post by LittleBudgie2005 on Aug 31, 2006 7:24:09 GMT 7
[glow=red,2,300]Health Warning to all members and birds[/glow]
A new break out of 'Eckie Disease' has been recorded in several states all of the world. Now is the time to max of those credit cards on a pair of Eclectus Parrots before it is too late. Reports show may people are harm by interest rates on credit cards and many banks are now taking advantage of this problem by offering Personal Eclectus Loans.
Please note: Interest rates will jump a month after you have purchased your Eclectus parrot(s).
Bird breeders are now taking to renting out Eclectus Parrots and are even allowing people to get their photos taken with the parrots if the are unable to afford a Eckie.
Please note: Prices will vary from person to person.
So that brings this 'Health Warning' to a close, but remember trust no one, as this disease is causing a wide world buying spree on Eclectus Parrot.
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Post by Silvercloud on Aug 31, 2006 10:06:46 GMT 7
Oh no I'd better hide so I don't get infected. (don't have a credit card)
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Post by Peter on Aug 31, 2006 12:16:41 GMT 7
I HAVE CAUGHT THE VIRUS!
I NEED A PAIR OF ECKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Natenla on Aug 31, 2006 12:57:47 GMT 7
Funny enough this is a disease I woulndt mind catching!! But I will have to wait to get contaminated until I am a bit more financially secure I think!!! LOL, when I am I will get one of you diseased people to cough on me or something! ROFLMAO!!!
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Post by Silvercloud on Aug 31, 2006 14:12:07 GMT 7
If I can ever afford one I will come out of hiding LOL
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Post by Mark on Aug 31, 2006 17:57:20 GMT 7
There too nosy foe me my mate has 5 pairs and the noise they make geese my nanday's are quieter then them !!!!
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Post by Jen on Aug 31, 2006 19:34:13 GMT 7
Oh No! I must have passed it to Peter last time i was there. Any mention on how long this disease takes to incubate as I must have been carrying it for a while.
I think I know some of the other symptoms to watch for...
Desire to spend large amounts of money especially around the time you receive your tax refund. Mass Confusion over preference for green birds verses red/blue birds. Sleepless nights thinking of possible names for an Eclectus. Strange Facination with wooden toys and how to make them. Desire to study elaborate cages and their prices.
The list goes on.... and on.
Later stages of the disease appear to include frequent trips to the library to find books on the subject as well as excessive online study habits late at night. And rapid decreases in your savings account.
I know it is too late for me but someone might still be able to save Peter if they act quickly. Good Luck!
Jen
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Post by Peter on Sept 1, 2006 5:35:39 GMT 7
But I dont want to be saved............. lol I am trying to figure out how I can accomidate this disease. There is only one know cure..........an ecky!
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Post by Amanda on Sept 1, 2006 9:00:47 GMT 7
LMAO at Jen's comments.... classic!
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Post by bubbles on Sept 1, 2006 10:12:30 GMT 7
Mark- Herbie is actually really really quiet he talks but doesnt yell
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